As you can guess from the title, this post is about websites changing there style, the end of the world and zombies.
Ok so first off, my posts, i am sorry (not really) that its been a while, infact it can go a few weeks before i post another blog, this is basicly either coz i cba, im busy, im not on my pc or ive probibly forgot you all... so onto our frist subject, websites. Alot of websites are changing the look of things on there site, this is both good and bad, bad coz WHAT THE FUCK! i dont want fucking "tutoral" messages coming up saying about some new shitty feature that i have never cared for coming up when all i want to do is post bull shit, message my friends if they want to hang out in 2 minutes even though you know they dont use the site and wont see it to next week and stalk random people! and second, now i HAVE to learn how to do the simplest of tasks. AGAIN!
Now this is not all me going ROOO RO RO ROOO! about websites, not naming any facebook and youtube, but still, web change is, and this MAY come to a shock to you so grab onto your seats.... no i mean it, hold your chairs or the tolet, yes we all know you were just looking for porn and we dont care. here it is... ready? web change is GOOD! yes its true, with out web change it would be like evolution, the site needs to get better and the shit things will (i say will i mean may get noticed) drop away in the next retarded unwanted fucking update. but if the these sites dont update them selves, it will get out, boring, they wont get new people into it and they will lose money...
Yes money, money is the new 'Survival of the Fittest' in this day and age, and who can blame it, again its about evolution of sociaty and the human kind. (so all those we beleve we someday will all live in peace and as one..... i have nowt to say to you. end. stop reading now.)
Next on the list, the end of Ze world. and for your enjoyment, here it is -
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ok so now, i was not talking about that, i was talking about this bull shit about the end of the world on the 21'st of december 2012..... yup its now the 24th (when i posted this, or wrote it at least) and im still waiting on the world ending, i really was enjoying seeing how the fuck it would end... like what? will all the computers just stop working for SOME REASON? because, that happens, of corse! or what? a zombie apocolyipse? yeah coz zombies could exsist.... will the sun expload? thats very scientifficly... right? will the ozone layer get a hole in it and all the oxyigen just zip out into space? will a air-born virus kill off 99.9% of the hunam race apart? or and more hopfully 100% of the human race, coz fuck all you guys, if anyone is gana live though all this shit its gana be me, i can fight zombies from a air-born virus killing 99.9% of everything in ever while the sun inploades and the oxygen fuckes off with no technology at all, easy as fuck! just com'on! Right i do agree that we are all going to die, well of course, no1 lives for ever, and if you do, listen to the amazing and sexy queen and tell me why you should after this -
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now onto zombies, so i read this a while ago, and going back quickly to the last topic.... people who are so fucking cunting ajitgeuahfuiadfuisdhuighui gah, that is how mad you make me, i beleve no one should die, aprat from those who beleve they have the right to do that, INCLUDING ME! but i WILL fucking punch you or shoot you in your face if you are THAT fucking stupid (read my last post on what true stupidity is), you will NOT evolve and there is no point for any of you! and i fucking mean this! nor you fucking low lifes out there, get a fucking job and make your exsistance pointfull, it is NOT OUR point in exsistance to HELP YOU! SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! NOW!
anyways back to zombies, so i read a while ago about some fucking stupid retard who shot, yes he was american, he SHOT his girl friend after telling him WHY zombies CAN NOT exsist. ANYONE who beleves they could possably exsist is a fucking retard and possably stupid aswell, now im not saying it wouldnt be fucking awesome if there was a zombie apocalypse, but i am going to tell you why they cannot exsist and this will help you to FUCKING EVOLVE!
1) its fucking retarded
2) zombies are menta eat people to live right? so doesnt that mean there alive? the move, they have instincts to eat and attack pray, like any other fucking animal, just less evolved.
3) if they eat poeple to live, then why does bites turn you into zombies? so they eat you and your a half eaten zombie?
4) there is NO way the eating the insides (beaucse flesh they dont eat, just guts and brains for some reason) can sastane ANY life form, seeing as the brain is mostly water, fat and protean and after death it liquidfys itsself.
HOLD ON! but ive seen real brains of science shows and shit, so they must be hard after death.
yes and no, yes you have seen a real brain (or maybe you havnt) but no, those brains are treated and if you heled a real brain it would be more like holding putty (if you dont know what putty is, think of it more like runny porrage mixed with playdo, or more like very warm soft cheese).
5) if zombies eat people, they can eat eachother, which they never do
6) if zombies eat people, why when there is only like 1% of people left do the zombies not start to die?
7) WHAT REASON would zombies have to eat people? again back to #4.
8) zombies DO NOT EXSIST!
and that is the end of my teaching for today peoples. till next time!
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