Im back! well kinda, i though ild write alittle blog since i havnt in a while and i said i would...
So, where have i been? well ive been doing alot of stuff. That is it, goodbye, no go! jokes... or really?!
So other than normal activities like "working" & "hanging with the bros" ive been working again on my game im doing with a few people, not gana lie, its way way WAY away from being a "game" or being anything for that matter! but its a start!
So what is this game you speak of? well the idea is just another sandbox game, inspired by ALOT of games its basically designed like minecraft, BUT WAIT! DONT GO! ITS NOT MINECRAFT! I SWARE! Yes it may be inspired by minecraft (one of the games) but its NOTHING like it! the world is not all blocky and randomly gen'ed or anything like that.
So the game is called Project NovaLight (This is the project name and may change, although i really like the name "NovaLight" and "Project" makes it sound cool). So you are just a normal guy in this post-apocalyptic world, yes, its another post-apocalyptic game. The basic idea is that you have to survive like you would in real life so, health is food and water, and to do this you must scavenge the world!!!
As a sandbox game im wanting it so players can build there own bases, because, com'on, who doesnt like building your own hang out place, right? So starting in a bunker you expand with the things you find, you can make your bunker bigger, make new hallways and rooms, expand outside to make towers or a grate wall, fix up old trains or cars and use them for transport.
Things i want to implement are mining and fixing, so mine your way to other area's both hidden and/or bandit outposts and metro systems. Fix anything you find IF you have the parts, like an old train or use items to build your own style weapon! (by this i mean use anything as an attachment to a gun i.e some wood you found could be used for the stock or an old plastic bottle could be crafted and molded into a grenade launcher attachment for it)
The will be a story-line which would talk the player (if the player had all the parts of it) about an hour to do, but to do this you will need to piece together a mystery by collecting tapes. The story-line is simple and basic (but hopefully fun) and is just a kinda side quest kinda thing.
So lets talk entities! what is an entity? well its basically an NPC, if you dont know what that is its a person in the game you can interact with (talk to and stuff). There are currently 3 NPC types. Traders, Bandits & Mutants.
Traders are, well as you guessed traders, im wanting to implement a trade system (and still working on the ideas behind this) where you trade anything you have for what you want, hopefully giving the "oh do i trade my new silencer and muzzle flash ive spent hours collecting to craft or do i get this medi-pack and some food for the night" (Quote by Stephen, thank you Stephen!" experience.
Bandits are, again you guessed it bandits, these guys will not shoot on site but they WILL try and take your stuff! some features im wanting to implement with bandits is there own threat meter, by this i mean in a scenario where they are confronted by you (the player) and a bunch of mutants they will ignore you and attack the mutants as mutants are alot more badass then you! Another feature is the use of cut-scenes. I dont know about you but if im playing a REALLY good game that gets me into the story-line, cut-scenes just brakes that feeling, so all cut-scenes are ingame, and i dont mean like the ones in skyrim or fallout, the way i want mine to work is on movement! So say you come across some bandits and they say "give us all stuff" you can either
A) shoot the fuckers and start off a gun fight
B) run the fuck away and be there target practice for the day
C) give them some items and hope its enough (i will need to add another value system for this feature based of the value system used for trading) or
D) do jack shit and stand there like a plum, if you do this they will take your things and fuck off with them, hopefully making you (the player) say "WTF! I worked hard making that gun/finding that item!" and making you want to track them down and kill them! I am also wanting to give AI with weapons limited ammo, so if they run out, they fucking run out! if you kill them and take there ammo, you get what ever they had, so if they had 2 left, you get 2, if they have 23 left, you get 23!
And now for
Mutants, these things are inspired by the dog things in Metro 2033 & Last Light (another game inspired by) These things are bitches on there own and in numbers are like a wave of justin bieber fans!
I dont want a HUD (Heads Up Display - the thing you see on your screen like in halo this is the shield, gun, grenades & ammo counter and shit) So all text ingame and instructions i want to put into books! Although there are inventory screens, like your inventory and trading system and such.
Originally i wanted the world to be inf but that is both too much hassle and we already have to many games like that, so this world is just gana be fucking big! Maybe if i add multiplayer in it may be inf, who knows!
Well thats all the notes i can think of at the moment with out giving to much away, im using Unity4 for this project so im wanting to add in the use of the oculus rift with-in the game. Other that that im back on my youtube channel, which many of your prob know, if your liked on our nerdblogger page Link Here! from all the videos ive been posting of late, and of-course! Cube World! Oh yes! That is the game of the month that is going to take my life away and take my social status down -200000000000000000000000000000%.
Anyways, till next time!
Tuesday, 9 July 2013
Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Thursday, 6 June 2013
Alcohol and Games go as well as Cheese and Tea!
Ok, so today has really been a fucking strange day.
And i dont mean like, oh thats strange, i mean it started out shit and got better kinda strange!
So first off, im out of the second stage of grievance, anger and onto start 4 depressions (i know i missed out stage 3, bargaining, but i dont do that... ever) and so i was feeling really, REALLY, shitty this morning, and by this morning i mean half 12!
So my BFF Sam came over and we went to the woods, leaving my Minecraft FTB server on for my BFF Stephen. (sorry Stephen, my pc went into standby and i guess closed the server.) Anyways, we went to the woods to have some fun with sticks! NOT WHAT YOU THINK! You perverts....
and then went to town to view the interesting items CEX has to offer.... which was not alot... We then hung out since about 6pm at my place where Sam shouted "Tail" WAY to loud and ducked by my sofa when 2 girls looked in the window at him! He then showed me the awesomeness of Forward Unto Dawn (as a fan of the first halo i see all other halos as just standard FPS's, idk why, i just do!) & then some xbox!
Sadly i had the wrong type of fucking HDMI! and frankly cant understand WHY THE FUCK there are more that one type of any kind of wire... for fuck sake!
So we decided to play Call of Duty and trolololol!
I somehow got alot of friend request by drinking and chatting bullshit over the mic, and thus i thank you all as i have a grate idea for some videos for my youtube!
www.youtube.com/Digitalcoding
I have no idea if, promoting the shit out of Nerdblogger while on-game and drinking like a mad man was a good idea but meh, im me! Oh yeah, i was drinking for the CoD part... so yeah was fun! I had a problem when my landlord came and i had to be "normal" just so there wasnt a chance of getting kicked out and sent to the mental hospital... lol But yes i cant be fucked to blog anymore and im gana go work more on my game, Dragons & Gems, so thank you to all the awesome people who sat though my rambles and who added me on Steam!
My Skype is 'jammeh91' (From london, even though i dont live in or near london!) and add yur gamertag in the add message so i know who the fuck you are!
P.S The names you see here ARE NOT the full gamertag names of the people i played so noone can randomly add them! (BTW if your reading this, your name has been edited so people dont add you!)
So my hackers! Keep on hacking!
Shout outs:
S1ne@ter
CHOBA YMEP
Mr,Yoo
Tje3X
Cuti3Pie
Serol0n
DarknYssx
Hotti3Nanak0
iurChk32
g3n3r4|123
Ni33ehult60
Manurub0
SeReGa,18
IRankingI
Evi1Majin
Men3Diz
z1GGy
Pax1Lex1
Corinn3
D1nz
And i dont mean like, oh thats strange, i mean it started out shit and got better kinda strange!
So first off, im out of the second stage of grievance, anger and onto start 4 depressions (i know i missed out stage 3, bargaining, but i dont do that... ever) and so i was feeling really, REALLY, shitty this morning, and by this morning i mean half 12!
So my BFF Sam came over and we went to the woods, leaving my Minecraft FTB server on for my BFF Stephen. (sorry Stephen, my pc went into standby and i guess closed the server.) Anyways, we went to the woods to have some fun with sticks! NOT WHAT YOU THINK! You perverts....
and then went to town to view the interesting items CEX has to offer.... which was not alot... We then hung out since about 6pm at my place where Sam shouted "Tail" WAY to loud and ducked by my sofa when 2 girls looked in the window at him! He then showed me the awesomeness of Forward Unto Dawn (as a fan of the first halo i see all other halos as just standard FPS's, idk why, i just do!) & then some xbox!
Sadly i had the wrong type of fucking HDMI! and frankly cant understand WHY THE FUCK there are more that one type of any kind of wire... for fuck sake!
So we decided to play Call of Duty and trolololol!
I somehow got alot of friend request by drinking and chatting bullshit over the mic, and thus i thank you all as i have a grate idea for some videos for my youtube!
www.youtube.com/Digitalcoding
I have no idea if, promoting the shit out of Nerdblogger while on-game and drinking like a mad man was a good idea but meh, im me! Oh yeah, i was drinking for the CoD part... so yeah was fun! I had a problem when my landlord came and i had to be "normal" just so there wasnt a chance of getting kicked out and sent to the mental hospital... lol But yes i cant be fucked to blog anymore and im gana go work more on my game, Dragons & Gems, so thank you to all the awesome people who sat though my rambles and who added me on Steam!
My Skype is 'jammeh91' (From london, even though i dont live in or near london!) and add yur gamertag in the add message so i know who the fuck you are!
P.S The names you see here ARE NOT the full gamertag names of the people i played so noone can randomly add them! (BTW if your reading this, your name has been edited so people dont add you!)
So my hackers! Keep on hacking!
Shout outs:
S1ne@ter
CHOBA YMEP
Mr,Yoo
Tje3X
Cuti3Pie
Serol0n
DarknYssx
Hotti3Nanak0
iurChk32
g3n3r4|123
Ni33ehult60
Manurub0
SeReGa,18
IRankingI
Evi1Majin
Men3Diz
z1GGy
Pax1Lex1
Corinn3
D1nz
Monday, 3 June 2013
Back into the virtual world!
Sup-a-dup-dup guys!
Ok so i hav'nt been online much recently... well at all for about 2 weeks.
2 WEEKS?! BUT IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER! Yes yes i know it does! and i have good reason for it aswell.
So first off, Project 1-142, that was basically me moving out, i have a sweet new place down by town and the numbers "1-142" mean something but its part of my address and i ant giving the hole time and space my address!
So part of my new place is getting the internet! and that has JUST come online! What do you mean "online?!" well, what they do is send you the rooter (the big box thing with flashy lights) and i basically sit there, plug it in and watch it for about a week till they activate the blasting thing! so yeah! im online again!
Some rather sad news is about my little baby girl, Roxy:
Whom sadly departed from us on Friday the 31st of may 2013.
After an operation to be nootered went rather well her heart gave up (because it wasn't very strong) and she past away.
very sad news so hears some news to make you happy-ish.... as long as you are a gamer and or like games lol.
SO my RPG game im working on Dragons and Gems has gone rather well! ive got alot of work done, sadly no new artwork for it as i cant draw for shit, let alone draw some art on a pc for a cartoon rpg game! Anyways, ill have a download link at some point on my game dev blog.
So thats it for now!
This post is dedicated to my little baby girl Roxy Rooo.
Sleep well girl.
XxX
Ok so i hav'nt been online much recently... well at all for about 2 weeks.
2 WEEKS?! BUT IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER! Yes yes i know it does! and i have good reason for it aswell.
So first off, Project 1-142, that was basically me moving out, i have a sweet new place down by town and the numbers "1-142" mean something but its part of my address and i ant giving the hole time and space my address!
So part of my new place is getting the internet! and that has JUST come online! What do you mean "online?!" well, what they do is send you the rooter (the big box thing with flashy lights) and i basically sit there, plug it in and watch it for about a week till they activate the blasting thing! so yeah! im online again!
Some rather sad news is about my little baby girl, Roxy:
Whom sadly departed from us on Friday the 31st of may 2013.
After an operation to be nootered went rather well her heart gave up (because it wasn't very strong) and she past away.
very sad news so hears some news to make you happy-ish.... as long as you are a gamer and or like games lol.
SO my RPG game im working on Dragons and Gems has gone rather well! ive got alot of work done, sadly no new artwork for it as i cant draw for shit, let alone draw some art on a pc for a cartoon rpg game! Anyways, ill have a download link at some point on my game dev blog.
So thats it for now!
This post is dedicated to my little baby girl Roxy Rooo.
Sleep well girl.
XxX
Sunday, 5 May 2013
Sup-a-dup-dup!
Sup-a-dup-dup my hackers!
Yes, yes that is actally how i talk to people, i do say that and i defo TM'd that shiz!
So i though it was time to right a blog, seeing as ive not done one in a while......
so its almost half 1 in the morn and shit is happerning and shit.
Ive been really busy with both work and if you havnt herd it yet, 'Project 1-142'!
So what is Project 1-142? well, i ant gana tell you! Its a suprrise for my BFF's, although its costing me alot of money and im the only one who will benifit from it 100% of the universe, i do hope they enjoy it aswell! Its pretty sweet, well, i think it is.
Im also currently ATEMPTING.... and i say atempting because i spend like an hour or so tidying my room then getting bored and playing something on steam, so yeah atempting to tidy and sort my room out (as its needed for Project 1-142) so that is and will be taking my time up.
As for my youtube,
www.youtube.com/digitalcoding
i havnt posted any new videos because of all the stuff im doing, i have almost filled a 2TB (Terra Bite) hard drive with lots of game footage and i still havnt finnished alot of those games as i cant film anymore! But it comes down to both finding the time and not being to tired/busy to film and then edit and than render and then upload! But i promises i will be back with that shiz!
During Project 1-142 i will have no internet (very sad face) because i wont (dont wana give the secret away now do we? ;]) so from the 17th of may i will no longer be reachable, from this, youtube, steam, playfire, skype or my facebook! *screws list up and throws away* so in that time i will do all the video things!
So i dunno what else to talk about, im about to die but i have to watch more Adventure Time! If you havnt seen it, your missing out! go watch it NOW!
roflcopter.
anyways, till next time!
Keep on hacking!
DS XxX
P.S
If spelling and shit is bad and fucked up and shit its coz im dead from work and its half 1 in the morn and i fucked my fucked up sleeping patten up so FUCK YOU and shit. Loves ya really.... OR DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END!
Yes, yes that is actally how i talk to people, i do say that and i defo TM'd that shiz!
So i though it was time to right a blog, seeing as ive not done one in a while......
so its almost half 1 in the morn and shit is happerning and shit.
Ive been really busy with both work and if you havnt herd it yet, 'Project 1-142'!
So what is Project 1-142? well, i ant gana tell you! Its a suprrise for my BFF's, although its costing me alot of money and im the only one who will benifit from it 100% of the universe, i do hope they enjoy it aswell! Its pretty sweet, well, i think it is.
Im also currently ATEMPTING.... and i say atempting because i spend like an hour or so tidying my room then getting bored and playing something on steam, so yeah atempting to tidy and sort my room out (as its needed for Project 1-142) so that is and will be taking my time up.
As for my youtube,
www.youtube.com/digitalcoding
i havnt posted any new videos because of all the stuff im doing, i have almost filled a 2TB (Terra Bite) hard drive with lots of game footage and i still havnt finnished alot of those games as i cant film anymore! But it comes down to both finding the time and not being to tired/busy to film and then edit and than render and then upload! But i promises i will be back with that shiz!
During Project 1-142 i will have no internet (very sad face) because i wont (dont wana give the secret away now do we? ;]) so from the 17th of may i will no longer be reachable, from this, youtube, steam, playfire, skype or my facebook! *screws list up and throws away* so in that time i will do all the video things!
So i dunno what else to talk about, im about to die but i have to watch more Adventure Time! If you havnt seen it, your missing out! go watch it NOW!
roflcopter.
anyways, till next time!
Keep on hacking!
DS XxX
P.S
If spelling and shit is bad and fucked up and shit its coz im dead from work and its half 1 in the morn and i fucked my fucked up sleeping patten up so FUCK YOU and shit. Loves ya really.... OR DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END!
Tuesday, 29 January 2013
Why no talking?!
Hey guys! im back!
So i havnt really been bloging muchly, mostly because i have alot going on right now, well not "alot" like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000o0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 things im doing. (can you find the "o") lol
No but i have had a few things ive been doing, im currently learning the violin. Why the violin you say? well in all honestly im not to sure, my grandma plays it and i think its a really nice instrument. Also a huge influence and the turning point to buy and learn it was Lendsey Stirling; She is and epicly amazing violinist! I mean she is really fucking sick, her band does violin dance, and you can hear some of her shit here at her website!
Lindsey's website:
http://lindseystirlingviolin.com/
Lindsey's youtube pages:
https://www.youtube.com/user/lindseystomp
https://www.youtube.com/user/LindseyTime
So yes, if your reading this Lindsey, your awesome, so that is my inspiration and the reason? do i really need one? come'on guys, im too epic for a reason, but no the real reason is to get another hobby other than video games and parkour (which i still have'nt started doing yet!)
I am also currently sorting on getting my driving sorted and swiping up and awesome car so i can be lazy and be quicker seeing all my mates! And atlast collage, due to past me being a complete wanker who il'd love to punch in the face and laugh at just coz i could, who does'nt wana get into a fight with them selves?! epicness, anyways i did a year of IT getting a distinction (distinction * is top marks) and a pass in media, 2 year course, which has helped me alot with my videos found here:
www.youtube.com/user/Digitalcoding
Though i have no interest really going into the industry but hay ho, still love to make videos! Anyways, ive been thinking of going back and doing an advanced in IT, so i may get some better grades and go up in the world, who knows!
so yeah, ive NOT been using this and twitter as muchly as ive hopped, so im coming back! thats a maybe prommisses and may also become addicted to tumblr!
cya all on the other side dudes and dudetts!
Twitter:
www.twitter.com/Jammeh91
So i havnt really been bloging muchly, mostly because i have alot going on right now, well not "alot" like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000o0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 things im doing. (can you find the "o") lol
No but i have had a few things ive been doing, im currently learning the violin. Why the violin you say? well in all honestly im not to sure, my grandma plays it and i think its a really nice instrument. Also a huge influence and the turning point to buy and learn it was Lendsey Stirling; She is and epicly amazing violinist! I mean she is really fucking sick, her band does violin dance, and you can hear some of her shit here at her website!
Lindsey's website:
http://lindseystirlingviolin.com/
Lindsey's youtube pages:
https://www.youtube.com/user/lindseystomp
https://www.youtube.com/user/LindseyTime
So yes, if your reading this Lindsey, your awesome, so that is my inspiration and the reason? do i really need one? come'on guys, im too epic for a reason, but no the real reason is to get another hobby other than video games and parkour (which i still have'nt started doing yet!)
I am also currently sorting on getting my driving sorted and swiping up and awesome car so i can be lazy and be quicker seeing all my mates! And atlast collage, due to past me being a complete wanker who il'd love to punch in the face and laugh at just coz i could, who does'nt wana get into a fight with them selves?! epicness, anyways i did a year of IT getting a distinction (distinction * is top marks) and a pass in media, 2 year course, which has helped me alot with my videos found here:
www.youtube.com/user/Digitalcoding
Though i have no interest really going into the industry but hay ho, still love to make videos! Anyways, ive been thinking of going back and doing an advanced in IT, so i may get some better grades and go up in the world, who knows!
so yeah, ive NOT been using this and twitter as muchly as ive hopped, so im coming back! thats a maybe prommisses and may also become addicted to tumblr!
cya all on the other side dudes and dudetts!
Twitter:
www.twitter.com/Jammeh91
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Its the time to change your webpage and eat your brains for the end of the world
As you can guess from the title, this post is about websites changing there style, the end of the world and zombies.
Ok so first off, my posts, i am sorry (not really) that its been a while, infact it can go a few weeks before i post another blog, this is basicly either coz i cba, im busy, im not on my pc or ive probibly forgot you all... so onto our frist subject, websites. Alot of websites are changing the look of things on there site, this is both good and bad, bad coz WHAT THE FUCK! i dont want fucking "tutoral" messages coming up saying about some new shitty feature that i have never cared for coming up when all i want to do is post bull shit, message my friends if they want to hang out in 2 minutes even though you know they dont use the site and wont see it to next week and stalk random people! and second, now i HAVE to learn how to do the simplest of tasks. AGAIN!
Now this is not all me going ROOO RO RO ROOO! about websites, not naming any facebook and youtube, but still, web change is, and this MAY come to a shock to you so grab onto your seats.... no i mean it, hold your chairs or the tolet, yes we all know you were just looking for porn and we dont care. here it is... ready? web change is GOOD! yes its true, with out web change it would be like evolution, the site needs to get better and the shit things will (i say will i mean may get noticed) drop away in the next retarded unwanted fucking update. but if the these sites dont update them selves, it will get out, boring, they wont get new people into it and they will lose money...
Yes money, money is the new 'Survival of the Fittest' in this day and age, and who can blame it, again its about evolution of sociaty and the human kind. (so all those we beleve we someday will all live in peace and as one..... i have nowt to say to you. end. stop reading now.)
Next on the list, the end of Ze world. and for your enjoyment, here it is -
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if video does not work, use this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs
ok so now, i was not talking about that, i was talking about this bull shit about the end of the world on the 21'st of december 2012..... yup its now the 24th (when i posted this, or wrote it at least) and im still waiting on the world ending, i really was enjoying seeing how the fuck it would end... like what? will all the computers just stop working for SOME REASON? because, that happens, of corse! or what? a zombie apocolyipse? yeah coz zombies could exsist.... will the sun expload? thats very scientifficly... right? will the ozone layer get a hole in it and all the oxyigen just zip out into space? will a air-born virus kill off 99.9% of the hunam race apart? or and more hopfully 100% of the human race, coz fuck all you guys, if anyone is gana live though all this shit its gana be me, i can fight zombies from a air-born virus killing 99.9% of everything in ever while the sun inploades and the oxygen fuckes off with no technology at all, easy as fuck! just com'on! Right i do agree that we are all going to die, well of course, no1 lives for ever, and if you do, listen to the amazing and sexy queen and tell me why you should after this -
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Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
now onto zombies, so i read this a while ago, and going back quickly to the last topic.... people who are so fucking cunting ajitgeuahfuiadfuisdhuighui gah, that is how mad you make me, i beleve no one should die, aprat from those who beleve they have the right to do that, INCLUDING ME! but i WILL fucking punch you or shoot you in your face if you are THAT fucking stupid (read my last post on what true stupidity is), you will NOT evolve and there is no point for any of you! and i fucking mean this! nor you fucking low lifes out there, get a fucking job and make your exsistance pointfull, it is NOT OUR point in exsistance to HELP YOU! SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! NOW!
anyways back to zombies, so i read a while ago about some fucking stupid retard who shot, yes he was american, he SHOT his girl friend after telling him WHY zombies CAN NOT exsist. ANYONE who beleves they could possably exsist is a fucking retard and possably stupid aswell, now im not saying it wouldnt be fucking awesome if there was a zombie apocalypse, but i am going to tell you why they cannot exsist and this will help you to FUCKING EVOLVE!
1) its fucking retarded
2) zombies are menta eat people to live right? so doesnt that mean there alive? the move, they have instincts to eat and attack pray, like any other fucking animal, just less evolved.
3) if they eat poeple to live, then why does bites turn you into zombies? so they eat you and your a half eaten zombie?
4) there is NO way the eating the insides (beaucse flesh they dont eat, just guts and brains for some reason) can sastane ANY life form, seeing as the brain is mostly water, fat and protean and after death it liquidfys itsself.
HOLD ON! but ive seen real brains of science shows and shit, so they must be hard after death.
yes and no, yes you have seen a real brain (or maybe you havnt) but no, those brains are treated and if you heled a real brain it would be more like holding putty (if you dont know what putty is, think of it more like runny porrage mixed with playdo, or more like very warm soft cheese).
5) if zombies eat people, they can eat eachother, which they never do
6) if zombies eat people, why when there is only like 1% of people left do the zombies not start to die?
7) WHAT REASON would zombies have to eat people? again back to #4.
8) zombies DO NOT EXSIST!
and that is the end of my teaching for today peoples. till next time!
Ok so first off, my posts, i am sorry (not really) that its been a while, infact it can go a few weeks before i post another blog, this is basicly either coz i cba, im busy, im not on my pc or ive probibly forgot you all... so onto our frist subject, websites. Alot of websites are changing the look of things on there site, this is both good and bad, bad coz WHAT THE FUCK! i dont want fucking "tutoral" messages coming up saying about some new shitty feature that i have never cared for coming up when all i want to do is post bull shit, message my friends if they want to hang out in 2 minutes even though you know they dont use the site and wont see it to next week and stalk random people! and second, now i HAVE to learn how to do the simplest of tasks. AGAIN!
Now this is not all me going ROOO RO RO ROOO! about websites, not naming any facebook and youtube, but still, web change is, and this MAY come to a shock to you so grab onto your seats.... no i mean it, hold your chairs or the tolet, yes we all know you were just looking for porn and we dont care. here it is... ready? web change is GOOD! yes its true, with out web change it would be like evolution, the site needs to get better and the shit things will (i say will i mean may get noticed) drop away in the next retarded unwanted fucking update. but if the these sites dont update them selves, it will get out, boring, they wont get new people into it and they will lose money...
Yes money, money is the new 'Survival of the Fittest' in this day and age, and who can blame it, again its about evolution of sociaty and the human kind. (so all those we beleve we someday will all live in peace and as one..... i have nowt to say to you. end. stop reading now.)
Next on the list, the end of Ze world. and for your enjoyment, here it is -
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ok so now, i was not talking about that, i was talking about this bull shit about the end of the world on the 21'st of december 2012..... yup its now the 24th (when i posted this, or wrote it at least) and im still waiting on the world ending, i really was enjoying seeing how the fuck it would end... like what? will all the computers just stop working for SOME REASON? because, that happens, of corse! or what? a zombie apocolyipse? yeah coz zombies could exsist.... will the sun expload? thats very scientifficly... right? will the ozone layer get a hole in it and all the oxyigen just zip out into space? will a air-born virus kill off 99.9% of the hunam race apart? or and more hopfully 100% of the human race, coz fuck all you guys, if anyone is gana live though all this shit its gana be me, i can fight zombies from a air-born virus killing 99.9% of everything in ever while the sun inploades and the oxygen fuckes off with no technology at all, easy as fuck! just com'on! Right i do agree that we are all going to die, well of course, no1 lives for ever, and if you do, listen to the amazing and sexy queen and tell me why you should after this -
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now onto zombies, so i read this a while ago, and going back quickly to the last topic.... people who are so fucking cunting ajitgeuahfuiadfuisdhuighui gah, that is how mad you make me, i beleve no one should die, aprat from those who beleve they have the right to do that, INCLUDING ME! but i WILL fucking punch you or shoot you in your face if you are THAT fucking stupid (read my last post on what true stupidity is), you will NOT evolve and there is no point for any of you! and i fucking mean this! nor you fucking low lifes out there, get a fucking job and make your exsistance pointfull, it is NOT OUR point in exsistance to HELP YOU! SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! NOW!
anyways back to zombies, so i read a while ago about some fucking stupid retard who shot, yes he was american, he SHOT his girl friend after telling him WHY zombies CAN NOT exsist. ANYONE who beleves they could possably exsist is a fucking retard and possably stupid aswell, now im not saying it wouldnt be fucking awesome if there was a zombie apocalypse, but i am going to tell you why they cannot exsist and this will help you to FUCKING EVOLVE!
1) its fucking retarded
2) zombies are menta eat people to live right? so doesnt that mean there alive? the move, they have instincts to eat and attack pray, like any other fucking animal, just less evolved.
3) if they eat poeple to live, then why does bites turn you into zombies? so they eat you and your a half eaten zombie?
4) there is NO way the eating the insides (beaucse flesh they dont eat, just guts and brains for some reason) can sastane ANY life form, seeing as the brain is mostly water, fat and protean and after death it liquidfys itsself.
HOLD ON! but ive seen real brains of science shows and shit, so they must be hard after death.
yes and no, yes you have seen a real brain (or maybe you havnt) but no, those brains are treated and if you heled a real brain it would be more like holding putty (if you dont know what putty is, think of it more like runny porrage mixed with playdo, or more like very warm soft cheese).
5) if zombies eat people, they can eat eachother, which they never do
6) if zombies eat people, why when there is only like 1% of people left do the zombies not start to die?
7) WHAT REASON would zombies have to eat people? again back to #4.
8) zombies DO NOT EXSIST!
and that is the end of my teaching for today peoples. till next time!
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