As you can guess from the title, this post is about websites changing there style, the end of the world and zombies.
Ok so first off, my posts, i am sorry (not really) that its been a while, infact it can go a few weeks before i post another blog, this is basicly either coz i cba, im busy, im not on my pc or ive probibly forgot you all... so onto our frist subject, websites. Alot of websites are changing the look of things on there site, this is both good and bad, bad coz WHAT THE FUCK! i dont want fucking "tutoral" messages coming up saying about some new shitty feature that i have never cared for coming up when all i want to do is post bull shit, message my friends if they want to hang out in 2 minutes even though you know they dont use the site and wont see it to next week and stalk random people! and second, now i HAVE to learn how to do the simplest of tasks. AGAIN!
Now this is not all me going ROOO RO RO ROOO! about websites, not naming any facebook and youtube, but still, web change is, and this MAY come to a shock to you so grab onto your seats.... no i mean it, hold your chairs or the tolet, yes we all know you were just looking for porn and we dont care. here it is... ready? web change is GOOD! yes its true, with out web change it would be like evolution, the site needs to get better and the shit things will (i say will i mean may get noticed) drop away in the next retarded unwanted fucking update. but if the these sites dont update them selves, it will get out, boring, they wont get new people into it and they will lose money...
Yes money, money is the new 'Survival of the Fittest' in this day and age, and who can blame it, again its about evolution of sociaty and the human kind. (so all those we beleve we someday will all live in peace and as one..... i have nowt to say to you. end. stop reading now.)
Next on the list, the end of Ze world. and for your enjoyment, here it is -
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ok so now, i was not talking about that, i was talking about this bull shit about the end of the world on the 21'st of december 2012..... yup its now the 24th (when i posted this, or wrote it at least) and im still waiting on the world ending, i really was enjoying seeing how the fuck it would end... like what? will all the computers just stop working for SOME REASON? because, that happens, of corse! or what? a zombie apocolyipse? yeah coz zombies could exsist.... will the sun expload? thats very scientifficly... right? will the ozone layer get a hole in it and all the oxyigen just zip out into space? will a air-born virus kill off 99.9% of the hunam race apart? or and more hopfully 100% of the human race, coz fuck all you guys, if anyone is gana live though all this shit its gana be me, i can fight zombies from a air-born virus killing 99.9% of everything in ever while the sun inploades and the oxygen fuckes off with no technology at all, easy as fuck! just com'on! Right i do agree that we are all going to die, well of course, no1 lives for ever, and if you do, listen to the amazing and sexy queen and tell me why you should after this -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
now onto zombies, so i read this a while ago, and going back quickly to the last topic.... people who are so fucking cunting ajitgeuahfuiadfuisdhuighui gah, that is how mad you make me, i beleve no one should die, aprat from those who beleve they have the right to do that, INCLUDING ME! but i WILL fucking punch you or shoot you in your face if you are THAT fucking stupid (read my last post on what true stupidity is), you will NOT evolve and there is no point for any of you! and i fucking mean this! nor you fucking low lifes out there, get a fucking job and make your exsistance pointfull, it is NOT OUR point in exsistance to HELP YOU! SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! NOW!
anyways back to zombies, so i read a while ago about some fucking stupid retard who shot, yes he was american, he SHOT his girl friend after telling him WHY zombies CAN NOT exsist. ANYONE who beleves they could possably exsist is a fucking retard and possably stupid aswell, now im not saying it wouldnt be fucking awesome if there was a zombie apocalypse, but i am going to tell you why they cannot exsist and this will help you to FUCKING EVOLVE!
1) its fucking retarded
2) zombies are menta eat people to live right? so doesnt that mean there alive? the move, they have instincts to eat and attack pray, like any other fucking animal, just less evolved.
3) if they eat poeple to live, then why does bites turn you into zombies? so they eat you and your a half eaten zombie?
4) there is NO way the eating the insides (beaucse flesh they dont eat, just guts and brains for some reason) can sastane ANY life form, seeing as the brain is mostly water, fat and protean and after death it liquidfys itsself.
HOLD ON! but ive seen real brains of science shows and shit, so they must be hard after death.
yes and no, yes you have seen a real brain (or maybe you havnt) but no, those brains are treated and if you heled a real brain it would be more like holding putty (if you dont know what putty is, think of it more like runny porrage mixed with playdo, or more like very warm soft cheese).
5) if zombies eat people, they can eat eachother, which they never do
6) if zombies eat people, why when there is only like 1% of people left do the zombies not start to die?
7) WHAT REASON would zombies have to eat people? again back to #4.
8) zombies DO NOT EXSIST!
and that is the end of my teaching for today peoples. till next time!
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Thursday, 13 December 2012
Just Random Shit Really
Ok so i hav'nt posted in a while, tbh i dont get much time on my pc and if i do, its norm a game or 2.
So a few things i wana rant about is frist, got my amazing new server open! but only people i like can join! Nah but there is a trial for new players whom i dont yet trust.
one thing that i find stupid is its ONLY NOW that gay people can get married? wtf and they cant in the church of england or wales? again wtf! 1) i would melt and die is flames and live in the void for ever if i walked into a church and 2) who the fuck cares if someone is gay?! there is nowt wrong with gay people otherwise sex as a whole is just wrong, which means pro-creating is wrong and the human race will (and if they beleve this, should) die out.
TBH im SUPPRISED that we as a rase have made it this far! seeing as the amout of fucking stupid people is like most of the planet! now you can say "but james, how do you define 'Stupidity' with silly people and people whom have mental ilnesses?". First off, i am not rasist, people whom are mentaly ill are NOT STUPID! and silly people are not either, stupidity to me is when someone is faced with a fact and they deny the aknolagment of it, now i dont mean GUY 1:"oh this game is actally really good it got 9 outa 10 from IGN" GUY 2: "nah its just bullshit, IGN never said that". THAT is not what i mean, and guy 2 is a wanker and a shit friend if he doesnt beleve his friend or care for his opinion. anyways back to what we were talking about, stupidity to me is like this whole religion shit. Now i DO NOT mean to be rasist this these next comments, if someone beleves in a imagenary being then go ahead, i dont care its your life, your mind, your world, your choice. BUT when someone pushes shit on you, THAT, that is when i hate you. so back to the point, its only till a few years back that the religest nuts in america finely acsepted that evlolution was behind how we are today, and still talk about shit from a book, this book may i add was written buy a guy on the run from the romans (i think) in which he hurd the story of jesus from talk that tralveled HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW YEARS! now again i didnt mean to be rasist to religes people, and no i dont find them stupid, this was an example but stupidity means to me is basicly that. when someone is beating the shit out of you and you refuse to agree or beleve they arnt even though they fucking are, in my eyes your stupid. If you come into work and ask for smokes and have no id, then do it 5 minutes later, than another 5 minutes later, your FUCKING STUPID and i will punch you.
we are forever evolving, learning is evolving, as apes we though "oh i can use sticks to help attack my pray", we learnt to hold and use that, we adapted to it and it became part of our lifes and we evolved. so if you put your hand in fire and think "ouch its hot", then do it again, you do not evolve and you are stupid. if you come into work and ask for smokes with no id and do it over and over, you do not and are not evolve(d) and you are a dickhead.
so off that shit and onto death and killing!
So was watching this murder program one night and it was called "Born to Kill?" and talking about some fag who was retarded and killed people, then then asked that questing "was he Born to Kill?!" and i was like o.0 <--- actal face.... "WELL FUCKING YES!", now im not saying that he was and others arnt, and ill tell you why, because killing, hunting, murder, its part of us, hunting is natrual to the human race and all races on earth to survive! you CANT bread something out of a animal you can only tame it, and that is what this sociaty does, kids fight and we punish them, this shows them being good and kind to one another gives them reward and so sociaty has crated that system to help people life and survive, we frown on killing because we are tamed to not kill one and another, now i DO NOT say that killing is right! Oh No! in my opinion no one deservers to die apart from those whom beleve they have the right to make that choice, witch includes me. Why including me do you ask? i am both a stable and not so stable person, i beleve that it is my duty to protect MY loved ones and make them as happy as they can be in life. I also beleve and eye for an eye. So if someone killed someone i cared about alot, i would track them down and kill them, i have no problem killing someone if it is justifyed to myself and as punishment i will face any and all punishments even death, now death i would do myself but i MUST pertect all whom i care for so suiside is not an option. Now before you call the police on me, note i am not a murder, not a sicopath, and this IS JUST my opinion. I really am quite sane, and that is more scary then insane, if it wasnt for my loyaty, love and intelegence (even though i cant spell nor tell the time on some clocks i do understand many thoerys about time and the universe, some i have myself and how things work (like games, human body, robots, animals and instincts, the planet 'Earth') i am still rather intelegent) and i would never hurt anyone with out damn good reason.
btw, love hugs, yes i do and no im not gay and i care about everyone i meet... unless you really fuck me off...
anyways, that i guess is the end of my rants... bunch of shit really, btw these are ONLY opinions. My opinions, yeah i would love to hear your opinions but if you do reply to my posts, keep them open optinions. There's always two sides to a story, and only when you have both (or all) those sides, only then can you see and understand to entire story.
and for a friend whom inspired me to blog:
"Stuff is fun and fun stuff is funner and funner stuff is was the funnerist!"
hope that made you smile
Jammeh
XxX
So a few things i wana rant about is frist, got my amazing new server open! but only people i like can join! Nah but there is a trial for new players whom i dont yet trust.
one thing that i find stupid is its ONLY NOW that gay people can get married? wtf and they cant in the church of england or wales? again wtf! 1) i would melt and die is flames and live in the void for ever if i walked into a church and 2) who the fuck cares if someone is gay?! there is nowt wrong with gay people otherwise sex as a whole is just wrong, which means pro-creating is wrong and the human race will (and if they beleve this, should) die out.
TBH im SUPPRISED that we as a rase have made it this far! seeing as the amout of fucking stupid people is like most of the planet! now you can say "but james, how do you define 'Stupidity' with silly people and people whom have mental ilnesses?". First off, i am not rasist, people whom are mentaly ill are NOT STUPID! and silly people are not either, stupidity to me is when someone is faced with a fact and they deny the aknolagment of it, now i dont mean GUY 1:"oh this game is actally really good it got 9 outa 10 from IGN" GUY 2: "nah its just bullshit, IGN never said that". THAT is not what i mean, and guy 2 is a wanker and a shit friend if he doesnt beleve his friend or care for his opinion. anyways back to what we were talking about, stupidity to me is like this whole religion shit. Now i DO NOT mean to be rasist this these next comments, if someone beleves in a imagenary being then go ahead, i dont care its your life, your mind, your world, your choice. BUT when someone pushes shit on you, THAT, that is when i hate you. so back to the point, its only till a few years back that the religest nuts in america finely acsepted that evlolution was behind how we are today, and still talk about shit from a book, this book may i add was written buy a guy on the run from the romans (i think) in which he hurd the story of jesus from talk that tralveled HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW YEARS! now again i didnt mean to be rasist to religes people, and no i dont find them stupid, this was an example but stupidity means to me is basicly that. when someone is beating the shit out of you and you refuse to agree or beleve they arnt even though they fucking are, in my eyes your stupid. If you come into work and ask for smokes and have no id, then do it 5 minutes later, than another 5 minutes later, your FUCKING STUPID and i will punch you.
we are forever evolving, learning is evolving, as apes we though "oh i can use sticks to help attack my pray", we learnt to hold and use that, we adapted to it and it became part of our lifes and we evolved. so if you put your hand in fire and think "ouch its hot", then do it again, you do not evolve and you are stupid. if you come into work and ask for smokes with no id and do it over and over, you do not and are not evolve(d) and you are a dickhead.
so off that shit and onto death and killing!
So was watching this murder program one night and it was called "Born to Kill?" and talking about some fag who was retarded and killed people, then then asked that questing "was he Born to Kill?!" and i was like o.0 <--- actal face.... "WELL FUCKING YES!", now im not saying that he was and others arnt, and ill tell you why, because killing, hunting, murder, its part of us, hunting is natrual to the human race and all races on earth to survive! you CANT bread something out of a animal you can only tame it, and that is what this sociaty does, kids fight and we punish them, this shows them being good and kind to one another gives them reward and so sociaty has crated that system to help people life and survive, we frown on killing because we are tamed to not kill one and another, now i DO NOT say that killing is right! Oh No! in my opinion no one deservers to die apart from those whom beleve they have the right to make that choice, witch includes me. Why including me do you ask? i am both a stable and not so stable person, i beleve that it is my duty to protect MY loved ones and make them as happy as they can be in life. I also beleve and eye for an eye. So if someone killed someone i cared about alot, i would track them down and kill them, i have no problem killing someone if it is justifyed to myself and as punishment i will face any and all punishments even death, now death i would do myself but i MUST pertect all whom i care for so suiside is not an option. Now before you call the police on me, note i am not a murder, not a sicopath, and this IS JUST my opinion. I really am quite sane, and that is more scary then insane, if it wasnt for my loyaty, love and intelegence (even though i cant spell nor tell the time on some clocks i do understand many thoerys about time and the universe, some i have myself and how things work (like games, human body, robots, animals and instincts, the planet 'Earth') i am still rather intelegent) and i would never hurt anyone with out damn good reason.
btw, love hugs, yes i do and no im not gay and i care about everyone i meet... unless you really fuck me off...
anyways, that i guess is the end of my rants... bunch of shit really, btw these are ONLY opinions. My opinions, yeah i would love to hear your opinions but if you do reply to my posts, keep them open optinions. There's always two sides to a story, and only when you have both (or all) those sides, only then can you see and understand to entire story.
and for a friend whom inspired me to blog:
"Stuff is fun and fun stuff is funner and funner stuff is was the funnerist!"
hope that made you smile
Jammeh
XxX
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Getting Started
So, not muchly to say really, as the title says "dreams of a gamer dude" this blog will just be the rambles and ideas from a strange gamer dude (who is just epic)!
so my grate friend Bean's started a blog about his rants and convinced and inspired me to blog aswell, i was hoping to vlog (video log) on a channel i crated to help though whom have depression (as i also suffer from it) and what i do to fight it, but fuck it, blogging is the lazy mans way. and i am lazy! also a man...
so not really much to talk about, just got back into doing video here at http://www.youtube.com/user/Digitalcoding ! (that is my youtube for all game-ey like stuff) till i next can be fucked to blog! night guys!
and no, i will never say the words "Merry Christmas" as they are fucking retarded words. but i shall say 'Have a GRATE Winter Sulsist!' - (i dont care about spelling, its 1.25 am, its cold, i wana game and fuck you ha ha ha har ha!)
End of O' Message!
Jam
XxX
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